Saturday, January 30, 2010

Why?

Looking around I see sacrifices made by men with valor as they lie down dead
A father, a son, a brother, a friend, sole winner of the entire family’s bread
The smell still fresh in the air like in a human grocery store selling flesh and blood
Countless dying for a cause so reckless that even the gods ashamed bury their faces in mud
I see a widow, an orphan with no tears in their eyes as they have done in to the grief
Their future bleak they ask Allah why they have to suffer why we get swept away by the breeze
They just keep on asking him why, where the lords shine and dine in their triumph and success
For their own political might and avarice their skeletons anonymous and secure in the boxes
The ones caught in the nexus are us, we the people who meaninglessly put our lives online
Some brainwashed, some for pride give away their souls as a dakshina in the name of the sacred shrine
I look further, dust and rubble around me, the sun glaring down where houses stood before
They weren’t villas but they were homes for families filled with love which you can’t find in this world anymore
Playgrounds made in to graveyards, roads into battlefields the only sound I can hear of the paramedical teams
Im not scared anymore of the sounds of explosions or of helpless people’s screams
Im used to blood shed it happens everyday but I ask why or whom is this giving satanic pleasure
Is it the devil who plays or are we getting the fruits we deserve, why take away our happiness that we treasure
I have never ridden a bike; played on lawns, I was born in the world of hatred fear
Running away from death finding solace as soon as possible gives out the victory cheer
I am not oblivious anymore I demand answers for all this mayhem, why god why
But all I get is a cold shoulder and orders to sit in that dark corner and cry
We are not refugees this is our home land our place of birth, this is my country
I can’t bear to see houses burnt to dust stop this war this is pure infiltry
The lessons we learn from school is not education but fear of arms and ammunition
Yet no one comes forward in a force so strong to stop this human death fair of attrition
We have no proper food forget about the clothes and place to save our heads
Ive been living alone since the day I saw them blown up into shreds
I cried and cried all night and went hungry for days together
But I pray that that all this ends a hope which will dampen never
The hoot of the aero plane sends a rush as they send out packets of food
I walk with a single leg, crippled but I will fight for me and my country as a true hero should

So long(Goodbye my lover)

As I lay down the rose , why did this happen to me no one knows,
I'm helpless , this is the path that He has chosen.I've accepted it , feet trembling , heart frozen.A stream of sweat flows ,
I just ca'nt bear the agony.Nothing lasts forever not even the immortal Mozart's symphony.
I spoke to her eyes , she made my world & before I knew it I was into her,
Months & years passed , she made my day everyday,Like a king she would nurture,
Ca'nt believe she lay down me , now the love we shared slowly started the process of necrosis,& again before I knew it she was going to another world , leaving me all alone,
And now I'm engraving my heart out on her stone.
The last time I looked into her eyes, I did not cry,not a single tear,
Thats what she said , that was good enough for the rest of my life here
Our love is immortal , where ever we might be nothing can come in our way,
Those long walks in the dusk , those beautiful words,Nothing was like her warmth at the end of the day,
I will miss her , but I'll live as if it were yesterday,
Her spirit free in space , another minor change in our relationship carefuly moulded with clay,
There wo'nt be a single second I wo'nt think of her as I walk back,
The sun down , night beckons , as she lay down in her bed forever,the demons in my head attack
I will fight them for her , so long my soulmate, my lover,I will love you always , be it in this world or another

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Forgiveness:Avenging the injustice

I forgive you for letting go and losing contact gradually as we grew older,
My first friend, my younger brother, the first one to pat on my shoulder.
I forgive you for leaving me alone amidst the sea of souls,
And keep me waiting, not a single tear did I weep, heroes are made in these moulds.
I forgive you for playing those games and forgetting about it the next day,
I forgive you'll for the change I didnt understand and when we moved away.
I forgive you'll who tried to teach me that academics is what maketh a living; live by the books,
 And money is top priority, you'll were just myopic and following the rules, fearing you'll were crooks.
I forgive you for breaking my hand, as it made made me stronger than before,
I could convert my passion into an obsession and still enjoy it with the same furore.
I forgive you for taking away my childhood sweetheart, I couldnt be compatible ever,
I forgive you for taking my childhood hero, I dont think so He could see me today,never.
I forgive you'll for making me gullible and taking advantage I didnt know you'll were born miserable,
I forgive you for doing what you did,we were young and I too was at fault,
I forgive you'll who didnt know me, then for me it was a sudden jolt.
I forgive you'll for breaking my heart a thousand times and shattering it everytime it heals,
You'll were just ordinary,my lack of vision, live happily, I will find out soon how love feels.
I forgive you'll for bringing me into this world, you'll were just mere mortals who shall never see this side,
I forgive you all, as I enter this new vengeance, a feeling more powerful than quake or a humongous tide.
The power, I feel like GOD.

It is coming in less than 2 months.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Romeo and Juliet: Adulterated and Butchered

NOTE: THE BELOW CONTENT IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS AND READERS MUST BE ABOVE 18.EVEN IF THE YOUNGSTERS UNDERSTAND THE STUFF PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE..


All the world's a stage,
and all the men and women merely players:
they have their exits and their entrances;
and one man in his time plays many parts..."


 The great Shakespeare in "As you like it'.

Well I'm no playwright nor no dramatist and heck my knowledge in literature is as small as Prathibha Patil's brain.But in a matter of 30 minutes I am writing another piece,another work of disgusting art and it has to be unfortunately a musical, a romantic journey.

This is my version of Romeo and Juliet, for never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and Romeo.

The characters in my play are:

Himesh Reshammiya as Romeo
Rakhi Sawant as Rosaline, the girl who Romeo loves before he meets Juliet(He shall be seen in the play)
Anu Malik is Count Paris,the guy who wants to marry a woman desperately.
 Justin Timberlake is Tybalt and Nick Carter is Mercutio
Mallika Sherawat stars as Juliet herself while Friar Lawrence is played by Michael Jackson.
The messenger is a fat guy from any african american hip hop group.


Scene 1( This was taken in one take,underlining the strength of the star cast)
Oh but its not a play. Its a script. But still read on.

The script is set in Dharavi,Mumbai.

There is a huge fight, a war even between the two royal families ie the Reshammiyas and the Sherawats. Anu Malik who is the Count err ruler whatever comes and starts singing 'Talli tu Talli'. Everyone is baffled due to the high decibels and they freeze. Anu delighted by his quick thinking brings an end to the war by giving away free CD's to the Reshammiyas and Sherawats of the album: 'The Best Original Compositions of Maestro Anu Malik.' In exchange He asks Daddy Sherawat for his daughter Mallika's hand(and er the rest of her body too). Daddy Sherawat agress tentatively thinking whether two different species are sexually compatible biotechnology and the advances in science. Sigh.!!!

Meanwhile, at the house of Tera Surrooooor, Himesh is drinking gutter water mixed with desi daru to combat his depression. He has just lost the love of his life Rakhi Sawant. Rakhi has become a woman and marrying Bobby Darling leaving Himesh heart broken. He is singing uncontrollably as his cousin Nick Carter finds a solution.
He advises Himesh to go to this Sex Exhibition happening in Dharavi so that he becomes less desperate.

Himesh goes to the Sex Expo. What does he see? A huge party,the cast of Slum Dog are dancing  away to glory. Pamela Anderson is being worshipped, Moon Moon Sen walks in with daughter Riya. Asmit Patel maintains his distance. Everyone from the porn industry are there.From Jenna Jameson to Shakeela.

Rakhi Sawant is also there but Himesh fails to recognise her in the new avatar. Mallika also present is handling the smooch booth. Himesh sees the smooch booth and goes towards it. They meet!!!!!!
Himesh's eyes and Mallika's boobs meet and there is love!!!!! Dream sequence.

Bollywood Cliche Running around the trees song.

The dream finishes on a parapet of a building leading to the most famous parapet scene in this play. Himesh and Mallika on the parapet,covered in a black satin sheet, with the whole of Dharavi below them.Aaah!
Next day they head to a religious place to erase the sin that happened last night and Micheal Jackson who is the priest and who wants the warring Reshammiyas and Sherawats to bring cease fire believes that only if they make a sex tape will the families unite,as the families to save thier embarrassment from the Dharavi peers will  have to get the two married. And then they get married. And get taped.And its on youtube.


Anyways there is a war of the boy bands and stuff like that Nick Carter and Justin are both killed. One of them(who cares) is killed by Himesh and blah blah yawn yawn yawn Count Anu Malik wants Himesh out of Dharavi and never to return as he has watched the sex tape and wants one of his own with Mallika.

Mallika rushes to Michael Jackson and pleads for help. MJ advises her to go for cosmetic surgery which will keep in her in a coma for 24 hours. She can have every enhancement of her bodily parts.
Himesh finds out on Twitter that Mallika is dead and gets really pissed off.

He meets Count Anu on MSN(windows live messnger now) and decides to have a last man standing dance-off like competition called Sing-off. The two will sing, the last man standing wins. Simple.

Oh in the meanwhile MJ sends a big fat rapper to give Himesh the message that Mallika is not dead,but she is pretending to be and MJ wont do anything to her as along as he gets first option on their offsprings. The rapper on the way finds Eminem and 5O cent who is a white now and there is a battle in progression. Due to this there would be a delay in relaying the message and hence the rapper who is miraculously smart and tech savvy sends a voice recording to Himesh on the Blackberry Instant Messenger.

Himesh and Anu are belting their hits one by one but after Himesh's mann ke radio,bejna do zara.fultoo attitude Anu falls down to the ground and accepts defeat.

The rappers ping is received and it went something like.

"Yo Yo Yo motherfucker,cocksucker son of a byach,
I saw some white trash and got the fucking itch.
I wont be coming in there time,your plastic girl is doing just fine.
Those big boobs are going to be yours; hold on my mayne dont kill thyself,  its just a matter of time"   

Himesh fails to understand this language called American. He only knows English as a foreign language.
Did I miss the scene where Himesh buys 20 cartons of  Sambhaji Beedi special edition smokes on the way to kill himself? Mucchhadwala's Duty free shop is located in Dharavi FYI.
 Himesh smokes only 3 ciggies and dies. Mallika sees Himesh dead and sobs uncontrollably. She just wasted so much money on those enhancements. She has sex with Himesh one last time before she kills herself by smoking the remaining beedis in the pack.( The 19 cartons were donated to charity).
The Reshammiyas and Sherawats unite after this family tragedy and begin shooting for Slum Dog Millionaire:2
Count Anu replaces AR Rahman as the music director for the sequel.


THE END.

I apologise for the lack of songs in this musical despite the presence of so many distinguished music artists.

This shall be uploaded on facebook very soon.
Cheers from all of us here at my studios.

7 DEADLY SINS(Pum Pum Pum)

The rude facts of life is my dig on life as I know it.

Curtains down. Lights dim. Music starts(Tis a musical by the way). There are rickshaws. Himesh is one of the vocalists. The other one is a woman from a famous American girl band called Ms. Just-in-a Timberlake.
Dancers appear on stage,all corners are blitzed. Heading the troop is Rakhi Sawant dressed up as female.

Himesh starts:

Pum Pum pum pum pum x5 Ooooooo Welcome to this world, every boy and every girl,
This earth revolves round the sun,but on sex and money it will always twirl. Ooooo
Everyone in this world is hungry,for food and money.(Innit Honey?) Ooooo
I can kill you for a hefty sum, change my loyalties just for fun
Scum is my name,will do anything to get to fame.Even if I have to look lame,there aint no thing called shame :P(Thats me Rakhi Sawant says)
Corruption is in my blood,will pretend to be anyone just to be loved.
Its the battle of the fittest, I would do anything to leap ahead,
Its a rat race,I run whilst you chase. Jealousy is what I breathe,
Wants are never ending, I shall always remain envious from my head to my feet.
If you are successful why not me, is there a short cut why cant I see?
I want to make mountains of money, and be extravagant and show everyone,
How successful Ive become, and won the rat race I'm number one. pum pum Ooooooooo

( A religious dork interferes)

Good girls are always with the crappiest guys,nymphomaniac women are with the good men,
Its the law of nature mate,there has to be a balance between the opposites no. Amen!


Pum pum pum pum
Pum pum pum pum  X5

Just-in-a now begins crying a river:

Love comes in the end, I feel the lust at first,
And if I dont like him/her I find someone else to quench my thirst
I make friends whom I need,to beef up my social contacts list,
When I get in to a rumble, there shall always be a helping fist.
Ill use the innocent to get my work done, and when its over with I shall sing

Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum

change

Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum


I want to have a strech limo and a sports car in my garage,
A million bathrooms and 50 servants and 10 dogs who act my age.
What about an affair with my secretary? my wife is committing the same purgatory,
Im rich, in my own world dont give fuck everyone else who isnt me is poor,
And even if the world ends today, Ill be in a space ship for sure where I shall sing


Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum

Look Uranus!!!
Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum

I close this song by narrating about the 7 deadly sins,

(Cleans smoke filled damaged potentially carcinogenic throat)

If there was no lust, there would be no love stories,
If there was no gluttony, there would be no restaurants,
If there would be no greed(the right kind), there would be no ambition,no drive to succeed.
If there was no sloth, there wouldn't have been any charity to help the unfortunate,
If there was no wrath, there wouldn't be justice for the ones who deserve it.
If there would be no envy, there wont be any social conversations ;)
But seriously dont be envious just think of yourself be a narcissist. again the wink
If there's no pride, then to hell with it!! You're just a loser in our human tribe!

And if there weren't the seven deadly sins, then on what would I compose and sing....




Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum

again



Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum Pum pum pum pum

I know that was lousy.

Close. Pum Pumm Pummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. Thank you..kisses...curtain not closing.tomatoes!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Read on till the end



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Spreading my wings I feel the power,a sense of the almighty,
A chuckle,invincible? this moment spurs on the sense of anonymity.
Powerful as I am, my heart weakened by the sadness of failure,
Giving up was not easy,it was a necessity.I couldn't be this worlds saviour.
There is only a finite limit to which energy can be stretched and this is the limit,
If there is a chance of salvation for one last time,now is the time give it.
The silence of the cold air is eerie, I feel no chill as I go back to why I am here at the present moment,
I had to evaluate my decisions, the path that took me from being painfully different to just being normal in an instant.
The world is how it should not be,greed and lust for money and power,the divide between richness and poverty,
Destroying the soul,clinging on to selfishness.Hedonism is the devil in disguise destroying parity.
Wars,famine,calamities; the large sums of people living lives worse than in hell, the great divide amongst the classes shall never end,
Its just not humanely possible to ignore this plight,all happening right in front of your eyes;but we remain oblivious; "somehow they shall fend"
People ready to take lives, an eye for an eye making the world blind they say; I cannot relate to anyone in this present selfish and corrupt times,
And hence I take this decision, I came in to this world alone and I shalt decide when to leave it; after penning these last few lines.
Im not a coward,and I perform tremendously well under pressure; Ive failed in spreading the message of love and peace,
Hence this sacrifice, a loud explosion to be heard and felt and my dogmatic soul can ease.
I apologise to my family,they have always been behind my back,and I know its going to be baffling and they wouldnt understand,
I had to; My dreams you shall never comprehend. Sorry to my close friends who I got to know in this alien land.
Remember me and always smile, make my loss worthwhile; finally I have reached the end of the tunnel,
As I stand many storeys high,the media and a crowd calling me back, Now there was a bit of nerve, a sense of utopia; vertigo got me high,
I thought I could fly,knowing I have to crash down to earth for salvation.I closed my eyes,The demons in my head started,blood rushing to my head,adrenaline pumping,memories,my last heartbeats....Goodbye.

"DEATH NOTE"

I return to writing in what I know the best.Dark human emotions and sarcasm is my forte,although the latter involves my nonsensical humour. Sticking to this, I just wish people wouldn't end lives ie commit suicide and let their lives go astray. Stick in there and fight, never give up. There is that four letter bitch that keeps everyone going.Hope.

Since there have been many suicides in Mumbai lately and young people dying I advise parents not to put pressure on their young ones. Ive just explored a persons mind in this write up. I had coincidentally ventured into suicides before in my writings during biotech lectures. This ones dedicated to that one and I hope I can copy that one day on my blog.

Cheerio

2010

Welcome 2010. A new year of writing and copying my works from the notebook onto the blog.

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