Friday, June 13, 2008

Fuck the board and the Indian education system at large.

When I got my Ty results i was happy that I got a firts class as that would take me to the UK for further education.But on scrutinising my results carefully Im sure today that my results have been mixed up with the girl whose number is next. No offence to her intelligence but she has never scored over 55% in the two years and Ive seen her writing her papers. Its just atrocious that people who have never crossed 65 in the previous years have all done well. People who have copied in the prelims with their books open. I mean forget Mumbai University's syllabus or the teaching methods the big over rated examination is so baseless. Ive lost the time of my youth because of it,gained pounds I cant seem to shake off,it has fucked me mentally and physically. And I know Im not the only one. I can assure you that people getting high marks are not even fit to be street smart and do well in further life.On a spiritual note, I feel education robs you off good and fills values like cheating,jealously etc.The things you learn are not put to use and what do you give back to society? As a biotechnologist the anicent Mumbai University should take steps in encouraging the students to take up projects. Mumbai is polluted find ways ton reduce the BOD/COD. Find new organisms , alternate sources of fuel there are so many problems engage in finding the solution not put students to task by taking yearly exams and judging them. The whole process of judging is so wrong. The female who has never opened her mouth in the class lands up with 80pc in 3rd place. Ask her what she would do if she had to conceive a design for a fermentor for example all she can think of is her childhood waterbottle.
I mean I know Im writing this is angst (thats why Im swearing) but just look at the system. Classes sending children into depression(across all age groups), entrance exams for all things and fucking quotas to dalits who are richer than general people! Is this the way our education is heading? Are parents supportive for alternate careers in music,fashion sport?Oh no.
Why is this layman attitude?I had to stop playing football so that I dont injure myself, Ive lost out on it now as Im fat and Ive lost the pace for the game.There are so many of us who dont have the time to just sit back and do something we want. After 10th grade vacations,the 11th vacations are spent in classes and after that there aint any vacation for you till you die. You grow up befor you know it,land up with responsibilites,jobs,wife,kids,grand kids and death the only stairway to salvation.
And the reason behind all this is only and only our eduaction system. Where the most intelligent,practical and creative minds are relegated over a pack of apes who can memorise without reasoning and pen down the sample answer within a time limit cursing youre fingers to the max brim. Its just a test of memory power and writing speed. Does that decide where you'll be placed in life? Sadly in this robot society yes,but in my book no. People who do social work only for the up lifment of other people in need,the selfless ones are the real people who deserve to shine in the top niche of human society. Sadly its not the case.
I dont care how much marks Ive scored now as the re checking procedure is as painful if you have a total organ failure. The matter is out dated, the staff lethargic and honestly the people who follow "University pattern of scoring marks" shall remain puerile throught their lives. Just a burden on this planet. I know atleast the marks I deserved got distributed amongst my classmates and they can do what ever they want. I want to experience the education system abroad but honestly the 15 years of education in India has made me a strong person with a desire to change the system. I might have gained knowledge form the books but the real thirst for knowledge cant be quenched by books.
The teaching system in schools too have to change. As far as the University of Mumbai is concerned,they are scum and Im sorry for all the students who have lost out on life due to its goofy operating system and the education system at large. Its a really sad state

Thursday, June 5, 2008


Come sta?
The month of june boils down to this,the second most coveted trophy in european football(the first obviously the champions league)
I was watching the previews across all local media print and tv and once again my beloved azzurri are no where to be seen.Espn shows christina,henry and rvn.Three players who have achieved shit with their national teams.I mean what about the undoubted player of the world cup il capitano cannavaro?Hes injured now but what about pirlo,toni,gigi buffon?
We are the champions of the world.The most successful european team,boasting of a team and not individual players.The azzurri are a close knit and when they don the blue color they forget where they come from and fight valiantly for their nation.Who sees that in modern football?read england,a bunch of wankers enjoying their vacations.Or a team like france who play the most defensive football and claim their right as europes finest!
Its all partiality towards us,the player of the 06 wc was zidane.What dide he do in that wc i wanna ask.He was a fantastic player no doubt but canna deserved it for his bull like display and yet sepp bladder was consoling his boyfriend zizou instead of handing the trophy to the winners.
This is the notion of the public,that italians indulge in defensive football and have no style or substance.Oh yeah,what about france then?We had the maximum number of different scorers in the 06 wc.
Those days of the wc,germany 06 was,is and will be the best days of my life as our(me and omis) dream of seeing the national team win and win big was seen right in front of our eyes.It was after a disastrous wc 02 and euro 04 had we seen the golden genertaion of italian calcio win a deserving medal.
This euro 08,our hearts and souls are filled with passion so high like never before and also with the new home jersey.
Also if Donadoni begins to use his head and dumps us out we're gonna assasinate him,no two ways about it.
Francesco and Sandro have retired and left us behind with matrix as our first choice(nooo)
I remember when Sandro limped and came off against the czech in the 06 wc and we saw him warming up my heart almost died as he still is as clumsy as he was when he was in genoa.But he came and scored and the rest is history.
And the best part is the bad boy of italian calcio found his match in zidane.Poor guy was made the scape goat of an incident purely blown out of proportion.
Players keep on swearing and provoking all the time in any sport.Watch rooney,he swears to the ref every time he loses the ball,fuckin unproffessional wanker.
Anways back to austria switzerland,we are all geared up for what would be the last tournament at my place.And for that it has to be the azzurri going out and winning the trophy.For us and the millions like us,it has to be destiny.
FORZA AZZURRI
CAMPIONI DEL MONDO

Happy Holidays

Yayyy Im back all young fresh and bouncy carrying a little amount of strain but Im much more chillaxed now.The joy and pleasure I get by writing my heart out on this web page is immense.Its a wonderful stress buster and honestly rejuvenates my heart and soul.I love talking and advising people(;) but the joy I get by writing and that too in this envioronment-The first showers,the earth cooling down after an exasperating period of heat(good lord) and the actinomycetes releasing their chemicals-which normal people relate to by thye smell of mitti(earth).No wonder I waited so long for this,the rain gods are just about to start playing and the melodious music of the clouds has just started.Its like the anthem before a football game(forgive me for that)

This day has been quite special.Im flaunting my new cannavaro italia jersey,my cars battery went put,i met my soulmate friends and Ive realised I have grown up.Man thats quite a huge thing.

And i was away for 15 mins now chatting away with pavon whose back from darjeeling.

anyways whats the deal with these celebs who have started blogging huh?I mean these pattis(dogs),they are famous and they stoop down to a level like blogging to market themselves.Some of them,actually all of them are not even worth it man read Koena Mitra.Bloody Plastic slut,i dont know if she can talk english forget penning a few lines.I bet Suparn Varma would be knowing that ;-)
Dont even get me started on Ab and ash.And these news people have to chaap this rubbishg and unfortunately my stupid eyes light up as i see the words blog.
Hey you know Nupur started blogging because of me.I really feel touched because man is she good.I mean I dont read her blog because I get a complex and my blog is shitty compared to hers(Im trying to improve but...)
Thats my job in this world.To make special people feel that they are special.Im not great friends with nupur but Im glad that she took up blogging somewhat after seeing my blog.
My close knit of friends are really a class apart and hence they need constant reminding whenever they are low or losing a fight.It feels good to motivate them and cheer them up and in turn I get their advice on the one area that troubles me the most- My love life.
Its so fuckin screwed up man,I shouldnt be writing this in my blog as I shall keep writing for the rest of my life.
Feels good to be back on the keyboard