HEADLINES

Headlines Today- From the TV and Filmi WorldPS-these are the effects of watchin too much Television
-Roadies is all set to have their own TV channel broadcasting the show 24x7.it'll have everything including making,voted out etc with info on the personal lives of raghu,rannvijay,bumpy,willy.Also the producers are giving it a new look by hosting a pre show like you see in before cricket or football gameswhere a host presents with a bunch of analysts and pundits!Harsha Bhogle has been approachedbut he has stiff competition from Charu Sharma.As for the pundits its my buddy Sanko who is the malepundit,the search for the female analyst is on and if youre beautiful and sexy contact 9892402464(raghus moblie no.)
-Nivedita Basu has won the award for the most creative,creative head.In the serial Kucch is Tarah she has lifted charactersfrom Bhool Bhulaiya ie Monjulika and made her Natasha whilst Geet from Jab we met is the brother of the main lead Kanyas love interest.Interesting creativity.While Akashdeep Sehgal entered the record books for acting with his eyes closed.
-Dil Mil gaye is an inspiritaion for animals confirming that they can make it big on Tv.Jijamata udyan is witnessing a freedom movement.
-Babul ka aangan flys the flag for indian soaps.Why?Cos,the lead couple were arguing thattheir first kiss should be after they get married.Take a ride in a time machine and go back to 1445.
Filmi Khabar
-Kareena Kapoor lost 3.4591 kgs in a span of 30 days,14 hours,23 mins and 7 seconds.
-Mallika Sherawat doesnt want to fly with normal puublic not even buisness class.Why?Cos maidsare hard to find these days.and she doesnt want to give competiton to the sakhubais.
-Shahid has made it to the A-list of actors who charge over a crore for their services.Ie nt for acting,but dancing at weddings of unknown strangers.
-Neha Dhupia wants to act(hahaha) in serious films.Ya moving from semi porno to serious roles.Her next movie is with Emraan Hashmi;o) -Sanjay Gupta is suffering from an illness.He cant make original movies,he just has to make remakes ofKorean,Brtaislavian or American movies.So hes just employing directors to make movies for him.1st it was rohit roy,apoorva lakhia and now suparn verma.Cine-goers pls watch his moviesfor sympathy sake.Cos after watching his flicks you must just end up meeting him in the Hospital.
-rakhi Sawant had donated her silicon implants to chartity.Now she wants em back.Not for her,but for herboyfrnd since he lacks balls.(this is what we get to see in primetime news channels.)
thats it for the headlines.now moving on to weather and sport.iLL BE BACK FOR MORE