HEADLINES

Headlines Today- From the TV and Filmi WorldPS-these are the effects of watchin too much Television
-Roadies is all set to have their own TV channel broadcasting the show 24x7.it'll have everything including making,voted out etc with info on the personal lives of raghu,rannvijay,bumpy,willy.Also the producers are giving it a new look by hosting a pre show like you see in before cricket or football gameswhere a host presents with a bunch of analysts and pundits!Harsha Bhogle has been approachedbut he has stiff competition from Charu Sharma.As for the pundits its my buddy Sanko who is the malepundit,the search for the female analyst is on and if youre beautiful and sexy contact 9892402464(raghus moblie no.)
-Nivedita Basu has won the award for the most creative,creative head.In the serial Kucch is Tarah she has lifted charactersfrom Bhool Bhulaiya ie Monjulika and made her Natasha whilst Geet from Jab we met is the brother of the main lead Kanyas love interest.Interesting creativity.While Akashdeep Sehgal entered the record books for acting with his eyes closed.
-Dil Mil gaye is an inspiritaion for animals confirming that they can make it big on Tv.Jijamata udyan is witnessing a freedom movement.
-Babul ka aangan flys the flag for indian soaps.Why?Cos,the lead couple were arguing thattheir first kiss should be after they get married.Take a ride in a time machine and go back to 1445.
Filmi Khabar
-Kareena Kapoor lost 3.4591 kgs in a span of 30 days,14 hours,23 mins and 7 seconds.
-Mallika Sherawat doesnt want to fly with normal puublic not even buisness class.Why?Cos maidsare hard to find these days.and she doesnt want to give competiton to the sakhubais.
-Shahid has made it to the A-list of actors who charge over a crore for their services.Ie nt for acting,but dancing at weddings of unknown strangers.
-Neha Dhupia wants to act(hahaha) in serious films.Ya moving from semi porno to serious roles.Her next movie is with Emraan Hashmi;o) -Sanjay Gupta is suffering from an illness.He cant make original movies,he just has to make remakes ofKorean,Brtaislavian or American movies.So hes just employing directors to make movies for him.1st it was rohit roy,apoorva lakhia and now suparn verma.Cine-goers pls watch his moviesfor sympathy sake.Cos after watching his flicks you must just end up meeting him in the Hospital.
-rakhi Sawant had donated her silicon implants to chartity.Now she wants em back.Not for her,but for herboyfrnd since he lacks balls.(this is what we get to see in primetime news channels.)
thats it for the headlines.now moving on to weather and sport.iLL BE BACK FOR MORE

My date with the crab

Im going to die soon,cardiac arresst is passe im surely goin to get cancer.3 years ive been dealing with the most carcinogenic chemicals known and unknown to mankind.Minute quantities are enuf to form a malignant tumor you knw,and ive been playing with buckets.All those colrful dyes,ninhydrin et al man.I got sprayed with ninhydrin the otehr day and didn knw acrylamide was neurotoxic until i opened my journal.Not my fault cos the teacher whose supposed to knw plays with acrylamide as its clay!what about Mutagens?That could be fun in my own world as i could be one of the X-men,but this is the real world.Oh i almost forgot,i spread radiation by keeping the UV light switched on for too long.Talk about homicide,cos everyone who enters the lab takes a life-ending risk.And i wonder...What about our predecessors?They could have spread radiation before we even entered this god for saken place.As i make my much taled about exit from this filed and college i carry with me nothing but nerve-wrecking,life-threating spores eventually fruiting to necrosis.PS-I forgot to tell you the dust and cemet we had to endure from fyjc as the bloody college is still under renovation...If youve read this and youre not from my class..haha...Grazie

I Start

By public demand i have started taking my writings public.(d'oh what a stylish start up).In my dream last night,my friends praised me for my exquisite writing skills and advised me to start blogging,cos it would be the first step to my stardom as a full time writer.Darn them,i know they want free helicopter rides when i become rich.Anways all your comments and prasie are welcome.Cynics stay out otherwise i must infect youre pc with the worst virus discovered by nerdy hackers.Grazie(Thank you in italiano)